In the Shuuen no Shiori Project, we don’t say “I love you”. Instead, we say “I’ll protect you”, which actually really means “I’ll get inside your house and fucking murder you with scissors and then become your doppelgänger” and I think that’s beautiful.
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold